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When you are having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out, get a handful of blood and put the hand print on her face….and yell Wilson!!!
Dude my girl was on her rags last night and I did an Angry Wilson….
Bitch
He is a little bitch and he talks about people’s dead Nans
The Word: "Elias Wilson" Stands for "My nigga"
So if you say "My Elias Wilson" Then with other words you're basically saying "My Nigga"
You're welcome my Elias Wilson
You are my Elias Wilson, and you will always be my Elias Wilson
A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.
When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:
Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics
Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.
The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.