Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.
The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!
Google Penis Disease Pictures, Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" And That Is Blue Bagel.
To have anal sex first thing in the morning.
Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.
Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice
Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly
In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0
The obligation felt by one, to consume the nut of another found along the anal rim of a man who follows the Jewish faith.
Dude: Hey Man, what took so long?
Man: Sorry Dude, but I had to take care of a Frosted Bagel.
ManWhoFollowsTheJewishFaith: Ech!