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When u jackoff on a flash light and u turn it on and sling it on a wall in the shape of a bat.
I did the batman last night
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When you and your boy are fuckin a girl (aka Batman and Robin) and then you both bust in her face singing the batman and robin song
Girl "both you guys come over here and batman me..you in the front, you in the back"
Boys: Lets batman that ho by cumin on her face while singin the song
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To wait until one's friend falls asleep(preferably on the floor, passed out drinking, etc.), squatting over friend's face with pants down, butt cheeks on outside of friends face cheeks, and passing anal gas as intensely as possible so as to cause a cheek to cheek slapping effect.
"First one to fall asleep gets a screaming batman!"
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When a male is looking to get rid of a female, he calls two slutty females over and has them be their slutty selves while inviting said first female over to witness this, she leaves in tears or anger either makes her run for the hills/.
Jack hates his bitch sally. He calls jessie and michelle over to hang all over him when sally is supposed to come over. Sally leaves distrought and gets hit by a bus. Batman that bitch
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A dark,scary,hairy cave.
Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.
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A comic book based on British-australian actor rapper junior grimes (J grimes). Yes the arrogant douchebag internet kid. Though the book isn’t that bad as it follows a supposedly fictionalized version of junior grimes as he becomes the real life batman to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which leads him to a cover up conspiracy tied to the mafia and an entire corrupt police department.
Though if one didn’t know any better they’d call it a batfleck love letter fanfiction since only junior would be obsessed enough to write stories about Ben afflecks batman.
The batman jr grimes (2018) is a graphic novel about celebrity junior grimes becoming the real life batman and involving himself in the plot of a real life comic book. Pretty good tbh 10/10
Nerd 1: omg Michael keaton is the greatest Batman
Nerd 2: pff in your dreams it’s obviously christian bale
Group of girls: omg you guys are so lame , junior grimes is the best batman outta all of em!
Fan: what’s your fav batman book?
Kevin Smith: the batman jr grimes
the batman jr Grimes is a badass take on the DC comics character where it takes artist license and goes in a different direction to what your used to seeing.
A batman so violent you’d think he’s the son of batfleck. this comic book is truly something else anyone who likes comics and batman MUST GIVE IT A READ!!!!!!!
the batman jr grimes (2019) is a graphic novel starring actor junior grimes where he becomes the real life batman
One man dresses up as his favorite superhero (batman) and takes on the mafia and the entire corrupt police department in his city in order to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which is being covered up for some strange reason.
Unlike endless batman reboots *cough* (robert pattinson the batman) this is a fresh take and gives fans what they’ve been waiting years for; a violent batman solo story with enough realism and originality to be taken seriously.
That’s right, no aliens no gods or monsters just a gritty crime thriller whilst also focusing on the main protagonists (junior grimes) psychological turmoil.
A compelling crime thriller that transcends its own genre featuring “batman” sums up the batman jr grimes.
11/10 is what I’d rate it.
Matt reeves batman is trying something similar to this I hear, good luck living up to this masterpiece.
*batman being rebooted*
Robert pattinson: I’m vengeance
Fans: this isn’t what we wanted
Junior grimes: I’m the REAL DEAL....
Fans; *pee their pants in excitement*
Girls: yes you are daddy ;)
Robert pattinson: .......
Matt reeves: alright guys name your fav batman stor—
LITERALLY Everyone: the batman jr grimes!!!!!!
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