fecal bomb

When one defacates and urinates into a tube sock, and swings it around to give someone a very unpleasant surprise.
Mainly performed throughout penitentaries.

Inmate 67594 fecal bombed 3 guards during the riot.

Grammar Bomb

Intentionally botching the grammar of a sentence. Also the misuse or pronunciation of a word within a crowd of literary proficient individuals.

The act of dropping a grammar bomb is most effective at parties where most guests are highly educated, or pride themselves in having an intimidating vocabulary. There is a careful balance in placing a grammar bomb as to gauge the reaction of other people. Too subtle, and nobody might even notice. Too strong, somebody might correct you. (still kinda fun) The optimal priming for a grammar bomb is when everybody heard the language atrocity, but feels compelled to behave politely and endure the awkward moment without correction.

“Hey, I dropped a grammar bomb in front of that English professor who knows I have a Master’s Degree. I think it broke his brain.”

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Twat-Bomb

The act of dropping one's vagina into the face of another man or woman.

(The female version of a Tea Bag)

EXAMPLE 1
Yoshi: Did you just get done eating fish?

Mark: No, I woke up to Betsy twat-bombing me... The smell just won't go away.

EXAMPLE 2
Shane got slapped earlier for asking a girl what he had to do to get a twat-bomb.

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you’re the bomb

You’re so awesome, you explode with awesomeness!

Thanks for helping me with my rent this month, you’re the bomb!

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AIDS bomb

When you fail a test so bad that the usual pansie phrase of "bombing a test" doesn't apply, therefore one has to use the more powerful "AIDS bomb"

"Holy shit Andrew you got a 2 percent on the derivatives test? You totally AIDS bombed that"

"I know and last block I AIDS bombed the french quiz over avoir!"

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stink bombs

Ammonium Sulfide in a glass bottel that when broken can really clear a hallway or classroom. Best used in the doorway of a classroom. When using it remeber to keep mum because it usual results in an in school suspension.

Did you smell that stink bomb cody let off in the hall way? He got a few days of CLC for that crap.

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bomb pussy

The kind of pussy that makes the average man finish in less than 5min.

That bomb pussy last night though....

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