You Can't Whoop Me

A term used by trashier/lower class people. Used usually when a fight is imminent, "You can't whoop me" pretty much means "You can't beat me." Most of the time the person who says this loses.

Person 1: Square up real quick
Person 2: Why, you can't whoop me.
Person 1: We'll see about that...
*Person 1 whoops Person 2*

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you can't fight the moonlight

Phrase lifted from some song. It is now an allusion to the futility of trying to claim copyright on generic, pointless ideas, particularly within internet fandoms. Has something to do with purple dogs, swans with dogs shoved up their asses, and deviantart.com. Maybe. We can't say for sure.

"Holy shit I came up with bat-winged transvestite raver Anubis stop drawing him"
"You can't fight the moonlight, baby."

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I can't believe it's not butter!

The exact opposite of a butter face. A girl who has a great face but not a good body.

I diagnosed myself with I can't believe it's not butter! I so need to start working out!

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You can't trust em

Females in general. Not understanding, and questioning their true intentions or motives.

John: "I thought Rachel liked me..we fucked multiple times. Now shes ignoring me."
Ryan: "Bro, you can't trust em"

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i can't believe it's this lit.

When something is so good, or "off the chain" that it's lit.

You can't believe it.

*enters party*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*eats dank food*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*Puppy is being cute af'*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*Jan starts streaming with Gorm*
I can't believe it's this lit.

Can't see the hovercraft for the eels

Being unable to see the bigger picture. Focusing on the eels without dealing with the larger hovercraft

I can't see the hovercraft for the eels

why can't i build?

You know, gamer, you are just having the game of your life, you are completely destroying every kid playing this game, you are going to get that sweet W, but then this truly epic moment happens when you can't build in Fortnite Battle Royale and you get killed by some guy with a rocket launcher 😤😤

Why can't i build ?
Why can't i build?
Why can't i build?
WHY CAN'T I BUILD?
FUUUUUUCK
WHAT JUST HAPPENED MAN?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME?