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This Tom Waits album is from 1976. It's his fourth, and again he has evolved just a bit. With more than half of the album about drunkenness and alcohol, Waits has deviated quite a bit in writing style. He is still quite hysterical in Step Right Up, but now there are mournfully slow songs like Bad Liver and a Broken Heart. The music itself is much more depressed, with lower notes and slower speeds on many songs, but diversely more laughable lyrics on others.
An excerpt from Small Change's-
Pasties And A G-String
Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
And the porno floor show, live nude girls,
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Chesty morgan and watermelon rose
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes
With trench coats, magazines, a bottle full of rum,
Shes so good, to make a dead man come
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Drinking a beer while pissing. Done to prevent losing alcohol when you break the seal. "Changing" or "changed" can be used depending on tense.
"Bro, we've only had 4 beers and you're pissing? Hold that shit in longer!"
"Dude, don't worry about it, I'm going to change the oil!"
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A person who has gone through sex change surgery then preceded to become homosexual in their new sex.
WTF?, change-homo.
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a movie made by people with no lives who try to make shit up about the USA who dont actually know anything
loose change is the worst movie in the world
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The act of pulling ones penis out of a vagina then immediatly inserting it into the anus or vice versa. This process is then repeated over and over again.
Mel couldn't walk for 2 days after mike had frequently been changing lanes on her
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Bitch drank so much it's time for her to change bladders
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Rebekah Chang is a smart kind and funny person. She makes you laugh even if it's about you. She also tries to pay you back when it's not necessary. She has an Asian Squad and is easy to befriend. She is very kind and is better than me at everything.
Rebekah Chang bet me again Never going to beat her
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