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Wanking off so much during your kungflu lockdown you reach that final jerk dry busting leaving the balls empty and sore as fuck.
My roommate finally did the corona dust buster last night. He’s been using an ice pack all day watching Netflix.
The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.
So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.
"its corona time" is a social media meme, its a person saying "its corona time" which connects to the recent epidemic aka. coronavirus, "its corona time" is when someone coughs or sneezes, and the person says "its corona time" to make a joke that coronavirus would have its time to infect the person. though, this is a joke that eventually became a big meme during February and March 2020
person1:*coughs* or *sneezes*
person2: "its corona time"
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When a girl cancels a date due to having the Corona virus
I thought we really hit it off. Today she tells me to keep away she has the Corona virus .
She just got Corona clam jammed
The girl that’s fucking up 2020 literally. She won’t let anyone leave the house and now we ain’t got no toilet paper.
Barbiana: Girl, why you look like that?
Shayla: Because Corona Lashaye Davirus beat me up
the public high school where it’s only filled with white kids. you look into the parking lot and you see audi’s and range rovers everywhere. yes, these are their first cars, and they don’t deserve half the stuff they own. they start school at 9:40 and get out at 1:20. if this seems crazy, they’re also even allowed to leave campus to get lunch too! the teachers suck and they don’t seem to ever be helpful so students aren’t the smartest. the school thinks their sports are super good, but compared to mater dei high school, their football looks tiny. corona del mar is shorted most times to CdM and their sister school is newport harbor, and they are located on the opposite side of the bay. once a year, corona del mar and newport harbor have a football game called battle of the bay or BotB and CdM usually wins cause newport harbor doesn’t have great football. cdm overall is a public high school with snobby white kids who spend most of their time at home since they have 4 hours of school a day.
My friend goes to corona del mar. Her first car was a range rover and she has a gucci belt and a louis vuitton backpack.
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When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.
I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a corona gas chamber on their face