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An effort by Circuit City to try and do something for their customers before they go out of business. IQ Crew is their computer "tech" dept that will keep working on your computer until:
a.) You get tired of taking it there and take it to someone who can actually fix it or b.) The computer has been there so long it is not worth paying the bill to pick it up.
customer: Is my computer repaired yet?
IQ Crew: Repaired?, We don't do that here.
customer: listen, I wanted my computer back!
IQ Crew: Ok, well you amount owed is $675.
customer: $675 !?!?!?!? For what?, I just wanted a memory upgrade!
IQ Crew: well, you were one of the two customers we had in the store today and we have to pay for our time here somehow!
customer: whatever, gimme my damn computer.
*later on telephone*
IQ Crew: yo, what's up, dog?
customer: I just paid $675 for a memory upgrade and I still have the same amount of RAM.
IQ Crew: Oh, you wanted RAM? We deleted some files from your computer so you have more memory available.
customer: Is that why my sound isn't working???
IQ Crew: Well, your sound driver was taking a lot of hard drive space.
*customer slams phone down*
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bunch of minging mummy's boys, amateur toerags, snouts and nonces who ponce around Norwich and think they're hard because some of them have drugs and paedophilia convictions.
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ATL
Anal
Townie
Love
They're a bunch of nice boys who show their affection by drawing attention to people's faults. They tuck one trouser leg into their sock and walk like their balls are the size of oranges. Their minor acts of vandalism, and general acts of 'shit-head-ism' give them a sense of purpose.
Wot d fukk ur u lukin' at yoo pikee, we's aboth the lorw, n I fooking take yoo down
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24 is an Arizona straight edge crew who is infamous for dancing at shows. They find themselves to be xtuffx because they can snap little scene Scottsdale kids in half with their windmills. They will take up the entire pits and beat kids up just because they accidently hit them. They are straight edge supremacists and overreact if anyone makes the decision to smoke or drink. Hardcore Mike is the founder. They are notorious for wearing basketball shorts and jerseys with 24 on it. They are a dying breed.
Innocent Kid: hey, do you have a light for my cig?
Hardcore Mike: DURP DURP! 24, ATTACK!
(kids gets roundhouse kicked by 15 24 members who are Hardcore Mike's bitches)
Scottsdale Scenester: wow! See You Next Tuesday has another breakdown, I am going to dance!
*proceeds to dance*
24 Crew: WE DON'T LIKE THIS KID!
*they proceed to 2-step overr him and kid gets sent to hospital*
Different acronyms/words they use: AZHXC, AZSXE, Straight Edge Soldiers
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A group of friends who all enojoy licking butt holes. The BHL crew is founded in 2006 by an anonymous person who resides in the city of San Diego. There are Subsidiaries groups with The BHL Crew known as the BJS and DT.
**Please refer to BHL
Damn he reppin the The BHL crew!
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when two or more people go take a poo at the same time on purpose.
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original tooting gangstas and bringers of the milk love. (see milkproductions)
so what happened last night? i got wasted with the milk crew at a squat party.
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