performing a drive by with water guns or water balloons
We did a water drive by on those bastards, they were soaked
A set of seemingly innocuous questions, usually appearing at a time when an email thread appears to be resolved, not necessarily from one's management chain, derailing any semblance of a process of executing against deadlines.
Engineer A: How's your project going?
Engineer B: It's not, I got drive-by-the-wayed by Product Managers all day.
When someone has more driveway than actual front yard.
"bruh I don't even have a front yard. all I have is a drive yard"
When you're having a party, someone hurls on the ground, leaves asap and everyone still remaining wonders who the hell threw up
dude, last night before our party got shut down someone did a huge drive by puking and left the mess for us to deal with
A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.
I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.
This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.
Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.
Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.
1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."
2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."