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Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.
Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
Trashed, Completely unacceptable. Non negotiable. Beyond recognition. Unsatisfactory.
You look like hammered hell. I feel like hammered hell.
A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.
Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.
Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.
I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.
My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
A big fat cock. Huge man meat. Thick and rigid.
He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.
I got a bad case of hammer legs!
The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything
Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …