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This is what is said if a room which you own combusts suddenly.
Help my room just set on fire!
Ok, I will call the fire department
a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it
old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"
tv shows ambulance racing down street
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What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.
What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.
Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"
"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
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PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab
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help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition please let me out it's been 3 years
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daddy im stuck in the dryer i need to cum
oh ya daddy harder step bro i'm stuck help me daddy
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