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An oral herpe breakout makeout session.
Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"
Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."
Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"
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A friend of yours who has the herp who will give it to people you sugest.
I'm lookin for some on to throw the Herpe Gernade at.
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The glitter you get on you in the art room. Gets all over your hands, face, and EVERYWHERE... and when you check your hair five years later, it's still there.
Person 1: "Dude, there's glitter in your hair."
Person 2: "Yeah, just got some art room herpes. It won't go away!"
An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with chinese new years herpes.
Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
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crude slang for the CoViD-19 illness
Just got back from China on business and I think I caught that communist lung herpes that's been in the news
A variant of Herp Derp, Herp da Derp is:
1.) An expression when someone says something obvious.
2.) An expression for when someone says/does something stupid.
3.) A random expression usually used during an awkward silence, but can be used out of complete randomness; can also be used as a greeting.
1.)Guy1: Canada is a country.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!
2.)Guy1: I just drove off a skyscraper on a scooter.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!
3a.)Guy1: I'm gay.
Guy2: ........ HERP DA DERP!
3b.)Guy: -opens chat room with random friend- HERP DA DERP!
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It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas
"Would you go home with him?" "eww no he has airborne seaweed herpes"