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Adolf Hitler

A guy that was born in 1889 and spoke very powerfully during his speeches as a politician in Germany. Sadly, due to his rival, Joseph Stalin, who was also a good politician, he died.

People misunderstand him, he asked for a glass of juice from his general, Hans, who had ear surgery at the time. As a result, Hans heard "Gas zhe Jewz", he was simply misunderstood.

Guy 1: "Adolf Hitler sucks!"

Guy 2: "Adolf Hitler helped us! What do you mean!?"

Guy 1: "He did terrible things!"

Guy 2: "No, that was Hans."

by ahahsuahahsha August 16, 2023

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Secret Hitler

A social deception board game similar to Werewolf or Among Us. This game is

Each player is on one of two teams, the Liberals or the Fascists, but nobody knows anyone's role except for their own. Throughout the game, the group votes on which players they trust to perform certain duties, such as enacting legislation that will advance either the liberals' or fascists' agenda, investigate players to gather intelligence, or killing some to remove them from the game entirely. The game ends when either one side has completed their agenda, or if the player with the "Secret Hitler" role (the captain of the Fascist team) gets elected/killed.

The game is very easy to learn, fun to play, and a great way to see how well you can read your friends when they may be trying to lie to you

"Hey man do you want to come over tonight to play Secret Hitler?"

"Sure! Last time we played, Kendra completely had me fooled and convinced me she was on my team when she was trying to kill me the whole time!"

by BrunoMan December 29, 2021


Super Hitler

Hitler but a lot fucking worse hence fucking super hitler

The only one that can defeat Spongebob

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my dad

my dad is Super Hitler

by _xParadoxical March 6, 2019


pimpin' hitler

n.
1. Hitler wearing awesome bell bottoms and disco-ing.
2. When a person you hate looks mighty fine in a disco outfit.

There's Ben/Becky he/she is a pimpin' hitler.

by booogymaaan August 25, 2008


Stabbing Hitler

The art of a male stroking his own reproductive organ.

Johnny was bored so he got on the computer and began stabbing hitler.

by Dust Bucket February 15, 2011


hitler the goat

Savior of our world

Hitler the goat died too young we need a new one

by HitlerTheGoat August 6, 2017

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Psyche Hitler

A sporadic and mighty silly way of psyching people out, first seen in the 1990 film "Captain America" but given a name by the Nostalgia Critic in 2009.
To perform the move, you go to do a normal, mundane gesture such as a handshake or a speech, then suddenly whip out a gun, shout "HEIL HITLER!" as over-the-top as you can, and blast the shit out of everybody.

"Jimmy, now that you're officially a man, let us celebrate with this most sacred of Jewish tradiโ€”HEIL HITLER!" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*
-Nostalgia Critic pulling a Psyche Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah

by MyRealNameemaNlaeRyM October 21, 2009

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