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Say Man, Is we gonna get us some hog maw o chitlins fo lunch?
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The act of searching a bar for the fattest, most un-lovable she-beast with intent to seduce.
Jimmy and Doug went to Buster's last night for some hog slamming and Doug bagged a 300 pounder!
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A young woman with a fat ass and tities.
Hey Adrian that Hog Maws over there wants your dick as always.
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A morbidly obese individual with a rather "festive" style of dress. The female form is more common and can often be found at bars, dressed like a runway model (albeit in size 1000) and waiting for men to achieve the requisite state of intoxication for her mauling attempts to succeed.
Often, jungle hogs wear boob tubes, low-cut tops, mini-skirts and other such clothes that should be reserved for more attractive members of the population.
"I was out the other night and this jungle hog kept trying to hit on me!"
"Oh my look at that jungle hog! Why would anybody that fat wear a mini skirt?"
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Same as doggie style only with a fat girl.
She was so big we fucked hog style.
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A big man (probably black) that likes eating chicken while riding potbelly pigs screaming; I like men!.
Dude: Did you see that Hog rider yesterday?
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The disease contracted after a long night(s) of handling used "goods". Symptoms include sores, pustules, and a lack of mobility in the afflicted area, causing the appearance of greasy bacon.
Most commonly in the hand or palm region, hence the name.
Also in reference to a disease of the same name acquired from fisting livestock.
Hey, Danny! Want to come shoot some hoops with us?
Nah dude, I came down with a wicked case of hog palm from your sister at the strip club last night. I think there may have been some man glue on her or something before she gave me that dance.
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