The ruins of lalala destroy by the god pou
Oh my gosh I’m gay for killer jail
An imprisioned male whom innocent females are strangely attracted to.
Hannah is really into those jail bucks.
Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!
To be stuck between the bicep and the forearm of a beefy or muscular man, usually only another man is in “Twink jail”, and usually the more effeminate one of the two.
Yeah I was hanging out with my boyfriend the other day and he decided to put me in Twink jail, I almost suffocated.
When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).
Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).
Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)
I couldn't call back because I was stuck in e-Jail trying to renew my license!
When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.
Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!
County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”