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A person who is overly cautious when using their cell phone data plan.
Kevin: Hey Robyn, can you check the weather on your phone?
Robyn: Yeah right, I ain't got data for all that. They only give me 10GB/month!
Kevin: Damn it Robyn, your such a data Jew!
Being Totally concerned with only money while ignoring the rest of the world.
Adam is stuck in his Jew Shell Again!
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The Flaming Jew is an alcoholic mixed drink. It consists of:
-1 part hickory smoked whiskey
-1 part Fireball
-2 parts Goldschläger
-3 copper coins dated between 1941-1945
-1 cinnamon stick lightly dipped in horseradish, dipped end used to stir the drink
Bartender! Hit up everyone at the bar with a Flaming Jew! I made an ark-load of moolah today and I'm ready to party...mazel tov, bitches!
The days immediately following Christmas when candy and decorations are on sale discounts
We need to get to the store to pick up what we need, it's Jew Christmas so all the good stuff will be gone soon
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lord of all the little jews, he is the jew god. all the jews love him and give him their penny's
he is lord jew
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That feeling that you've think you've seen that Jewish Guy before . . .
After a talk with my bank teller I had a moment of déjà Jew, I had a feeling I've seen him before.
The Oli Jew is a deceptive creature that tricks the general public into believing he is not a Jew.
This is accomplished by not having a conventional jew fro on his head but instead he has one growing on his ass.
They're some telltale signs that the deceiver can not hide though. The main one is the giant jew nose in the middle of his face...
Look over there its The Oli Jew and his jew fro ass hair. The dirty bastard