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An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?
Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch
Person 1. Nice
A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.
Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.
God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!
When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.
I really have to pee but the baby is asleep. I'm gonna have to Indian Jones it.
Makhai Jones is a fat person who eats out Daishawn
Makhai Jones is a rude person who hates black people
A hard hearing black man who instead of being polite yells HUH.
Darius Jones: Hi
Person 1: Hello
Darius Jones: HUH
Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.
Don’t look now but there’s that Todd Jones fella.
Oh god! Doesn’t he bat for the other team?