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lopin' yer mule

male jacking off, masturbation

Are you lopin' yer mule in there?

by Squiddles April 4, 2015


Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.

He got Moscow muled.

by Cantelope Jim April 6, 2022


Moscow mule

An Eastern Kentucky sex act to vile for words. Involves gravy.

She wanted a Moscow Mule. I said no. So we went to Wendy's.

by Cantelope Jim April 6, 2022


cum mule

A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin

My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule

by HorsethePussyFilla December 6, 2017


Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."

Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.

by misterburns1 July 15, 2008


Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.

He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.

by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 22, 2011


mule neck

Slong, dick, penis, man sex organs

I need you to rub mule neck.

by .... Anonymous_girl... November 10, 2017