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An excuse for anything weird or out of the ordinary (usually involving 2 men or 2 women) occurring in the United States Navy from the time period after gay people were allowed to serve openly.
Seamen Brumfield tells you about 2 sailors he saw wrestling and skylarking yesterday. You reply "Well nothing you can do about it, its a new navy after all."
The short period after a fast food chain has opened during which the french fries are noticably more fresh tasting. This phenomenon occurs because there is less residual burned grease accumulation in the deep fryer. The exact period of time is unknown but it appears to be inversely proportional to the popularity of the chain. It may also be affected by the restaurant's cleaning practices.
We went to the new Whataburger across town solely in search of New Fryer.
Scat news (noun): When the media repeats news on every television program and in every newspaper for months to deter citizens from real issues in their country and around the world.
Scat news
“Did you hear about that Ebola crises in Dallas? Or the update on that missing plane?”
“Don’t mention that scat news around me. While the media was feeding you that crap The Supreme Court took away the requirement for police and the FBI to have a search warrant while entering your home. Politicians’ feed you scat news through reporter “puppets” instead of real stories while they secretly take away your rights. Just look at what’s happening with our second amendment right that’s supposed to ‘protect the right of individuals to keep and bear arms.’ It’s being taken away while you read about Ebola and rare plane crashes. My heart goes out to the victims, but pay more attention to real issues from reputable sources, and focus less attention on this scat news bull honky they feed you.”
A new sexual desire that one has or develops towards something.
Ex. Is rob your new kink?
My new kink is bananas
Something that is good and overhated
Have you seen New SpongeBob its so overhated? No I have not seen New SpongeBob
female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.
to have a sexual encounter with someone for the first time
Girrrlll, I am so sick of his same whack ass sex game.
Yeah, after 4 years, you need some new bone!!
Dude, my shit wont even get hard anymore when im fucking Stacey.
Man- fuck that stank you need a new bone!!