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president of russia

a very violent man who will war with places for fun and gets off to all the fucking death and loves breeding with tanks then forces his soldiers to go out to war with said breed tanks and then find people and marry the people who dislike the fight also breeding them daily to the point half the war is breeding and we all fail and war will end.
and its to all the people that said me

person 1: im president of russia

person2: die die die you monster

by kydder September 5, 2022

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student body president

somthing stupid that makes people u call ur friends decide weather they will vote for u or the other person

i am never running for student body president again

by !?I'M FALLING?! September 8, 2009

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Wall Street President

OBAMA - The Wall Street President.

1. Shake-Down. Obama said to Wall Street, "My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks." Receive $$.

2. Protection Money. Donate to Obama campaign and Dept. of Justice (Holder) will give you protection. Receive more $$$.

3. Occupy Wall Street. Use unions and kids to beat-up on Wall Street to get elected. Secure future $$$$.

The Wall Street President - Obama got the money game down.

by hehasgotthemcomingandgoing October 22, 2011

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deez nuts for president

A candidate who have high doubts being called of "deez nuts" every time when he swing around the hood in his black limo.

Guy 1: Deez nuts for president!
Guy 2: Donald trump for president!

by penistone November 9, 2015

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United States President

1. greedy agenda-pushing bastard who tramples civil liberties and makes people live according to his standards

2. whore of his chosen political party to fulfill their agendas and make life miserable for everyone who is not in that political party (as well as some who are).

Name any United States President and I will tell you why he is or was a bastard.

by Nich Schwartz ask me at lupus2012@netscape.net March 18, 2004

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Black President Theorem

After hearing 4 separate people complain about Barrack Obama in a day; all without it being relevant to the topic at hand, I decided to come up with a new theorem... I copied this idea from Mike Godwin and his "Godwin Law". Credited goes to him.
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."

Me: "Well, looks like I'm going to get laid off next week."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."

by T2o8 August 10, 2015

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Worst president ever

Joe Biden

The worst president ever is Joey 'sippy cup' Biden. End of quote, repeat the line. Come on maaan!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

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