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When a male shaves his pubic area before geting head (keeping the shavings)then while getting head, he pulls out blows his load on the girls cheeks and upper lip area, and the throws his shavings oh the perfectly placed semen. resembling a thick russian beard!
I gave ur girlfriend the filthy russian after i had to buy her meal last night......bitch!
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the act of inserting the cock AND the balls simultaneously into the mouth.
The complimentary use of condiments is suggested by many who have experienced the Russian Hotdog.
"That bitch gave me the Russian Hotdog."
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Like a regular shot but with twice the volume
John: “ that’s a fat shot”
Vladimir: “ that’s barely even a Russian shot”
A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.
He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.
When you stick your dick through one ear and out the other
Dallas Threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother
When you throw a grenade(without pulling the pin)at someone as a friendly greeting.
A Russian Hello
Person 1 throws a grenade at person 2
Person 2:Oh, hey Rob!
When you and your partner are having sex in the sand and you pull out too far and your dick hits the sand and you go back in
Me and the ol lady were messing around on the beach and I gave her a Russian sandbar