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Jaden Santa is so rude and so smelly like no wonder no one likes him lol
Jaden Santa eats ass and everyone hates him I hope he gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.
A flying furred animal that is fucking magical. Don't question their existence.
Dale: Santa's Reindeer is best shipped with my little pony characters.
Sane person: Dude what the actual fuck
A fucked up little town full of world class weed and world class surf. A bustling town full of fucking tourists you want to kill. And a bunch of psycho kids smoking weed and being dumb. A truly lovely town
"Yo let's go get some killer pot dude" "let's go to Santa Cruz then"
Peeing and cuming into a girl at the same time.
"I got a golden santa yesterday, Stacy!"
Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana
Got any Santa Marta
When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.
An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.
I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!