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While doing your woman from behind, lean in close and whisper "I have AIDS" and then grab her ears and hold on for 8 Seconds, this is also known as a bull riding term.
Dude I missed it by like a second!
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something that won't take more than a minute.
" Oh you wanna shoot the heady? Gimme my 59 seconds."
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A din of iniquity, where people consume alcohol, booze, hooch, beer, vodka, and illicit substances.
The second floor's motto is: "There's no I in drunk!".
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a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. As seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. Typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.
"Yo I haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been?"
"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."
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n.
An unstandardized unit of measurement commonly used to describe a period of five or more minutes.
In the public restrooms
Guy#1: Hurry up asshole, I ain't got all day!
Guy#2: Just one second, goddamnit, I'm almost done!
(20 minutes later Guy#2 leaves)
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when someone shoots their load within 12 seconds during their blow job virginity
Bethany: i didn't realise you were a 12 seconder mike
Mike: (cries)
Harry: ahh you 12 seconder
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fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it
My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!
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