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getting out the bad seed

having a wank, every bloke knows that if u don't blow ya load at least once a week your spunk goes bad inside your balls, leading to rashes, insomnia, shivers, madness & death!! So by getting out the 'bad seed' you are promoting healthy living.

I couldn't bloody sleep so i had a wank & by getting out the bad seed i was able to snooze soundly.

by Grey69 July 5, 2007

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One by one wheat seed

The one by one wheat seed is a classic Minecraft joke. It is commonly a wheat farm that is only one block. It is commonly used on the first night of Minecraft thus it goes very well with The Green Top.

"Bruh you swear it was only for one night but not only do you got the green top, you got the one by one wheat seed."

by Green Top March 25, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Snuff my own seed

Slang term for getting an abortion

Herman Cain: And if you make a little mistake with one of your ho’s, you’ll want to dispose of that problem toot sweet, no questions asked, right?

Anonymous black man: Naw, that’s too cold. I don’t snuff my own seed…

Herman Cain: Huh. Really? (pause) Well, maybe you do have a reason to vote Republican!

by This_is_Herman_Cain! October 28, 2011

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


seed of the pussy dragon

the seed that corrupted humanity's pure God-Like Beauty and brought evil into the World

The pussy dragon sowet his seed on the earth and created evil in humanity. Evil acts come from the seed of the pussy dragon not from God. God is Love!

by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022

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Fo' sheeding my seeding

Yes son, that is correct.

Are you my Daddy?
Fo'sheeding my seeding

by big daddy April 13, 2005

11πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Put sunflower seeds in your pockets

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.

You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

by D_l_b March 1, 2022

34πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I seed your torrent

Used to accept/agree with a second party that has transfered you a meme that was probably originally not theirs. To let this second party know that if someone else brings that memes subject matter to hand that the meme will be transfered appropriately.

Its to say I have accepted your idea and I will share it when I believe the universe is requesting it.

Also used lightly to say "I understand" or "I concur".

Person 2: It's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything.

Person 1: Yes, I seed your torrent.

later on.....

Person 3: I don't know what to do with my life, I need a new job, my boss is a jerk, life in all aspects appears to have no purpose, sometimes it seems like the only real path is downhill.

Person 1: Well, it's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything.

by Meme Pirate November 15, 2009

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