Chilean Mine Shaft

A man cums deep in someone's anus, then uses his finger to dig out his sperm. While digging for "his men", it is likely he will have to remove some poop.

I was fucking this slut in her asshole, and right before I was about to pull out, I decided to give her a Chilean mine shaft.

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cum bobbied dreep shaft

when your father takes your big plasma tv to watch golf and falls asleep while watching it so that you have to walk downstairs and watch what could be high def. porn on the little tv

dude, your dad is really a cum bobbied dreep shaft. he jacked our tv to watch golf but fell asleep and if we try to change the channell he will wake up and beat us with his fucking cock.

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Hot dog down an elevator shaft

A man with a small penis that tries to have sex with a girl while shes drastically bent over.

I dont know why he was trying that position but you may have well just thrown a hot dog down an elevator shaft.

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if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

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If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

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Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.

Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.

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Wombulator Shaft

The mythical, most important part, and cause of all inexplicable failures, in any complex mechanical system, from an automobile to a starship.

Yep, you definitely snapped your wombulator shaft. That's not gonna cheap.