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How delighted you feel when you get some new shoes
She shoe-purred to work, happy in the knowledge that she wouldn't fall in the snow.
Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.
bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.
Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.
"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"
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Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.
The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.
Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."
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when your shoes wear out from bustin out over the sole and touch the ground also known as a bad case of chode feet.
my feet have blisters because i have pancake shoes.
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Shoes you wear when in a mood.
Whenever someone sees that you are in a mood, you can refer to them as wearing their mood shoes which states that you can see their is something wrong with them. Alternatively you can tell people you are wearing your mood shoes to inform them that you're not happy or in a mood.
China, I see you are wearing your mood shoes today.
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