Jaylie Stone

Jaylie Stone is perfect in an imperfect way. She knows what to say at the right time and she would do anything to be with the ones shes loves. Even we go to different school, we can still pull it off to try to flirt and with us almost be dating or in the future we are dating. I love you. I want to spend my life with her and she is so athletic, but shes does not think that she is that good. I love watching her play and even when she looks in my general direction I feel blessed.

Jaylie Stone is so great that I would spend time with her over going to play with my cousins. I don't know what I would do without you. I love you

Stone cold

1. To be blatantly honest. To drop all pretense, abandon every code word, keep it real, and just answer straight-up.
2. To do something in a fair and honest manner.

1. "Stone cold, will you miss me?"
2. "That president is a stone cold winner."

kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

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Stoned Out

1) The acting of staring blank not concentrating on anything but your thoughts after smoking marijuana.

2) Zoning Out when your High.

"What did you say? Sorry i just Stoned Out after that bowl we smoked."

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The stone tablet

An ancient greek sex move when a stone which has been frozen for over 3 weeks is inserted in the vag referenced from Sue Johanson with the iron glove of the gods.

A seated scribe holding a papyrus roll was one of the most popular subjects in their art when they preformed The stone tablet for jake singer.

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「Stone Free」

When you can make strings out of your body and suddenly became spider-man

「Stone Free」! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA... ORAAA!!!

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stone the crow

the crow shows up to eat the dead. to stone the crow is to refuse to die

my wife left me and took the kids, i was fired from my job of sixteen years, and my rent is 2 months behind but I wont stone the crow

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