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Sending an incomplete message while texting because your thumb accidentally hits the send key.
Sorry for the Thumb Stumble, I meant to say "assume", not "ass".
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When you are banging a girl from behind and you get your thumb all the way up her ass. Then as you wiggle it you can get her to make a variety of different sounds just like a puppet.
Yeah I hooked up with some strange the other night and surprised her with the thumb puppet. She squealed like the pig she was.
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i) Describing a natural talent for assembling Ikea furniture.
ii) The blister and callus' arising on the thumb following the assembly of Ikea furniture, due to the motion required to turn the alan keys.
George is taking it easy, he got a bad case of Ikea Thumb today after assembling all those Billy shelves.
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The action of having sex with a partner, typically from behind; where the person penetrating the female's vaginal canal, puts an unused thumb into the currently penetrated female's anus, rotating gently, firmly, in either counter-clockwise or clockwise(as if searching for Scott from Kentucky Ballistics' of YouTube.com severed artery in his tragic accident that we are all happy he has survived) until the pad of the thumb finds a pulse, or the member or devise penetrating the vagina from the anal cavity. once either is found, the penetrator is to thrust to the pulse of the female if felt, or exactly half the pulse of the one currently penetrating the female until the female achieves orgasm.
Was feeling kinda curious the other night and I gave her the ol Kentucky Thumb. she was a little taken aback at first, but was really more into it once I found the right rhythm. really ended the night with a BANG, and a need to change the sheets.
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Used to desribe a person who obeys another persons (usually of the opposite sex) requests. They are then under said persons thumb
girl: 'can you get me a drink please'
lad gets drink
this lad is now under the thumb of the girl
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the measure to which a skirt is judged to be too short. you have a thumbs up and measure the bottom of the skirt against your wrist. if the thumb gets wet (touches poon) the skirt is too short.
man check out the skirts of those ladies. they would totally fail a thumb check.
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When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.
Two people messaging on FB:
Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."
thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
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