In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.
suck my toads flagpole
Someone who is stupid and annoying
Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad
A deliverer of bad news, usually when you’ve come a long way and don’t need it.
Toad: Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!
Person who maintains poor effort at doing things, person that gets a lot of food or some other thing. Often used to describe person who does a lot of drugs.
“See that Jacob guy? What a massive toad!”
“I just smoked dmt on acid. I’m such a toad!”
“That burger was so toady”
Toad is a kind human who treats everyone like the best human on earth around toad everyone feels safe and understood. Toad is the crackhead who always dances and brings good vibes but also can be really good for deep talks and is the therapist friend. Toad has alot of problems for themselves but will always put their loved ones first. Toad is actually very beautiful and has the most beautiful soul who always cares about everyone but themself. Please be kind to them they need affection and love more than anyone else<3
Say things like: toad ur amazing i love you and appreciate you