towel head

fat bastard who takes down planes

oi the towel heads are fucking minging, look at em taking that plane down

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towel quake

when you have a random outburst of laffter, so large that it is almost like an earthquake on a smaller scale, others include

-Towel quake
- tree quake
-toadstool quake
- cow quake

towel just sounds better- thats why i used it

"Hey, you whats up?"- dude
"Dude I just failed my test." sad dude
" im srry"-dude
" i know dude and i studied" sad dude
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEEEHEEELOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" DUDE
"that was not needed"-sad dude
"Don't worry it was just a towel quake."

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toweling off

(Present tense; verb) The process of quickly and shamefully cleaning oneself after a rigorous mating session. More specifically when a woman pleasures a man or visa versa. This is usually reserved for acts taking place in a dorm, a car or a man's apartment. Also known as a wipedown.

"Yeah, just let me towel off and I'll be right over. Sorry Janie, but I have to run... dodgeball starts in 20 minutes... could you give the couch a wipedown?"

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Wet Towel

When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)

Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.

Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.

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clean towels

A term we use to define the unused toilet paper in our bath room...

Before droppin the kids off at the pool (toilet) make sure you have clean dry towels...

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Poop Towel

Something fat people lay down on the bed during sexual intercourse to soak up any loose stool that migrates from their sphincters.

I'm glad we put that poop towel down Jackie, you squirted an awful lot out of your back cunt.

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Towel Dropper

adj. - a girl who is in to "Middle Earth", the outcats of society who not only is in love with anime, neopets and Lord Of the Rings but also has lice in pussy hairs

Damn that fucking towel dropper smells like shit, I'd never fuck that lice having bitch!

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