Rural Dictionary

<.7.9.7.6.>I Traveled Through TIme BEcause,I , ANgel Josee RObles' Genitals Are Long<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Traveled Through TIme BEcause,I , ANgel Josee RObles' Genitals Are Long<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Bisto Traveller

A really basic and bland British person who shows no element of open mindedness whatsoever and is not adventurous when it comes to trying different cuisines. Even in places with lots of history and culture, you'd find them delving into a Sunday roast or pie, mash and liquor at the nearest British cafe surrounded by loyalists with British bulldog tattoos.

A synonymous term would be 'plain buds'.

Nah let's not go for tapas tonight son, your dad won't be having any of that spanish food he's too much of a bisto traveller. We'll go to The Churchill for dinner yeh?

by Smooth_Biffkin April 26, 2020

Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing

"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"

by s3r10u5 August 06, 2021

Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.

So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.

by Cappy C February 06, 2023