bi-winning

The act of winning in multiple places

"I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there" -Charlie Sheen

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Winning Personality

Another way of calling someone ugly by saying that they’re not very good looking but they’re nice and have a good personality.

Ashley: what do you think of Jack?

Sophie: He’s alright looking, he has a good personality though.

Ashley: he has a winning personality

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Win-Fu

“Win-Fu” - the art of making something totally abstract and unrelated apply to any given situation, often using confusing language and esoteric logic, leaving the recipient stunned, with a “what-the-fuck-just-happened” look on their face. Often this involves the use of complicated diagrams and flow-charts.

Example: “Should I issue a $50.00 credit to the customer’s account?”

“Win-Fu” Response: The average human heart beat is 60 to 80 beats per minutes; athletes have much lower heart beats, around 50 BPM. Divide 60 by 80 and then subtract 50 and you will find the answer.

Example: “What is Customer Retention?”

“Win-Fu”: We know where the business is going. Currently, an IP address is formatted like this: 110XXXXX, with a max possible number of hosts of 28 - 2 = 254. In the future, and IP address will look like 0XXXXXXX, which can create a possible number of hosts of 224 - 2 = 16,777,214. Soon soup cans in the store with have their own IP addresses. This is what customer retention means.

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win-more

A term used in trading card games to describe a tech that isn't necessary and in practice is redundant for the deck it's being used in. This is because the card doesn't actually fix a matchup or help achieve a win condition that the deck can't achieve with out it.

Person 1: "I'm trying to figure out if this card is worth including in my side deck"
Person 2: "I think that card is super win-more, in my experience the matchup goes like this... And you don't ever need it"

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terrorists win

Alternate name for the game "counter strike"

I have a problem i spent all of sunday playing terrorists win.

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twinning is winning

When two people have something in common that's on point

Rebecca and I both loved the movie wonder women, twinning is winning!

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Cosmic win

The newly nominated archrival of epic fail.
Declaring a sense of pride, hope, or success.

Usually combined with a high five or another sense of nonverbal agreement.

Frank: I want people to stop saying epic, it's so old.
James: I couldn't agree more.
Frank: Cosmic win! *head bash*

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