Wing-it day

Hanging out with one of your friends with absolutely no previous planning or preparation as to what events the day will bring...or what crazy or wild events will occur later as a result of the day.

Hey Ace wanna have another wing-it day?
Hell yes Doc...what do ya want to do later?
I don't know, maybe a little bow chicka bow wow.

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fairy wings

totally over the top lesbian bitch,
gets offended over everyday occurences,
such as urban myths,
like the monroe transfer,
likes to complain,
likes to wallow in self pity

"aww, stop that explicit content" - AWW YOU ARE JUST BEING A FAIRY WINGS ABOUT THIS ARENT YOU!!!

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Wing Dings

⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ◻︎❒︎♏︎⧫︎⧫︎⍓︎ ❍︎◆︎♍︎♒︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ●︎♏︎⧫︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎ ♌︎◆︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⍓︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ □︎♌︎🙰♏︎♍︎⧫︎⬧︎📬︎
⧫︎♒︎♏︎⍓︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ❍︎□︎⬧︎⧫︎●︎⍓︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎■︎ ♌︎♏︎♍︎♋︎◆︎⬧︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❍︎⍓︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎⍓︎ ❍︎♋︎■︎ ♐︎❒︎□︎❍︎ ◆︎■︎♎︎♏︎❒︎⧫︎♋︎●︎♏︎📪︎ ♑︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎📪︎ ⬧︎◻︎♏︎♋︎🙵⬧︎ ♓︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❍︎📬︎
♒︎♏︎ ❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎⬧︎ ♓︎■︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎🖳︎

✂︎☜︎☠︎❄︎☼︎✡︎ ☠︎🕆︎💣︎👌︎☜︎☼︎ 💧︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☜︎☠︎
👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎☜︎☼︎ ✡︎☜︎❄︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎☜︎☼︎
❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎👎︎⚐︎🕈︎💧︎ 😐︎☜︎☜︎🏱︎ ☝︎☼︎⚐︎🕈︎✋︎☠︎☝︎
❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎👎︎⚐︎🕈︎💧︎ 👍︎🕆︎❄︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 👎︎☜︎☜︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎
🏱︎☟︎⚐︎❄︎⚐︎☠︎ ☼︎☜︎✌︎👎︎✋︎☠︎☝︎💧︎ ☠︎☜︎☝︎✌︎❄︎✋︎✞︎☜︎
❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☠︎☜︎✠︎❄︎ ☜︎✠︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ 💧︎☜︎☜︎💣︎💧︎
✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎
✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎
✋︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎
📬︎📬︎📬︎
🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ❄︎🕈︎⚐︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎😐︎✍︎✂︎

Wing Dings are so mysterious...

Yellow Wings

When a girl squirts and you proceed to go down on her afterwards

Dude I got my yellow wings last night. Shit tasted so good!!

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Thot wings

When you take a thot to get hot wings.

Man I went and got some thot wings yesterday and now my stomach kills. The pussy was good though

Gerry the wings.

To do injustice to. To leave a large amount of meat still on the bone.

Bob: Hey I’m done eating these wings
John: No you aren’t. You left so much meat on the wings. Don’t Gerry the wings.

Bomber Wings

Commonly done where there are toilet stalls. You sit high above the toilet with one leg over each dividing wall and continue to take your shit, aiming for the toilet. It takes 5 successful "bombing runs" to earn your wings.

I'm going for my bomber wings and I only have to make two more runs!