I've seen them on facebook

a classier, more socially acceptable way of saying that you have facebookstalked a person or persons. Similar to It was in my news feed.

Tom: Have you met Sally and John yet?
Alice: No, but I've seen them on facebook.

lemme get in them guts

Another way of saying let me fuck you

Guy at bars goes up to girl and says lemme get in them guts guy gets slapped :)

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Let Them Eat Snatch

The name of a collection of plays produced in San Francisco. The play on words is in reference to Marie Antoinette's alleged quote "Let Them Eat Cake." Because San Francisco is known as the most openly gay city in the United States, the slogan emerged from an SFSU playwright as ironic commentary in order to protest against the "gay" egocentric image oriented consumer world: "Let Them Eat Snatch"

Person: Why is Ryan Seacrest such a vain closeted asshole?

You: Just "let them eat snatch..."

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how bout them cowboys?!

What Dallas Cowboys fans say after the Cowboys win a game, make the playoffs, win the superbowl, or especially beat them Eagles.

- Cowboys defeat Eagles 33-10

Me: HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!

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take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

Send them chess pieces

When a network cancels an awesome show called Flashforward, you send them chess pieces in the mail to protest.

ABC is so gay yo, they canceled my favorite show ever, Flashforward. I'm SO gonna send them chess pieces.

drop it off in them drawers

to have sex with someone

come over here and lemme drop it off in them drawers

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