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The Bush Theory

The bush theory is a theory that all of the bushs (US presidents) are all lizard people.It explains how the bushs caused 9/11. They live underground in there swamps and are the main cause of swamp ass

George: Did you hear about the bush theory.
Jack: Yeah man it's crazy.
George: Better be careful. You might get swamp ass.

by Op elitewaffle November 16, 2015


boots theory

A socio-economic theory named by the character Captain Samuel Vimes in Terry Pratchet's novel "Men at Arms." The boots theory suggests that wealthy individuals end up spending less money in the long run compared to poorer individuals due to the wealthy being able to invest in high-quality products that last for several years or more, whereas the impoverished must subsist on cheaper, low-quality versions of the same items that only last for a short period of time before needing to be replaced.

"My rich friend is able to buy a pair of boots that cost me two months' salary, and they'll last him forever. I'm stuck buying crappy knock-offs that wear out after only a few weeks. That's boots theory in practice right there."

by AOmundson January 29, 2022


theory of relasstivity

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.

Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!

by Nyota June 29, 2014


Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.

Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.

by Joey LaGalo May 31, 2005


Kush Theory

The theory that encompasses all things kush. The true and only way of life is through the eyes of kush. The kush theory has no limits and is ever changing. When the kush is ignited, you will pass over into what is known as a "kush coma" where you will see the true beauty of the one and only "Kush Theory".

Bro, its just Kush Theory......

by KushMaster0 July 12, 2021


The Theory of Cougartivity

1.The Theory(or fact which every you prefer) That All Younger Men Like Cougars and All Cougars Love Younger Men.

2.That All Women Are Cougars At Heart.

3.That Cougars Are The Best Lovers, More Affectionate, Non Players Of Games, And Know How to Make Their Cubs Happy.

4. That Everything Leads to Or Is Done Because Of Cougars.

Guy 1 Hey Do You Like My New Car?

Guy 2 Wow Did You Get It As A Graduation Gift?

Guy 1 Well That And Because The Cougars Love It!

Guy 2 Another Example Of The Theory of Cougartivity.

Guy 1 That Is Right, I Love Cougars.

by The Cougar Hunter of Las Vegas October 13, 2013


Tiktok..theories

A very intelligent creator, very iconic and badass. They aren’t a fan of spiders

Tiktok..theories is iconic

by Tes_12 June 16, 2021