Ocarina of Time

The best video game i have ever played.

Ocarina of Time Has a 99% rating on Metacritic

It still holds the #1 spot on Gamerankings.com, as of 2010.

Thank you Nintendo :)

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Ryan Time

The length of time after a male orgasm. Symptoms include fatigue, drowzyness, dry mouth, sloth, and exuberance.

(girl): so that was some great sex-(interrupting male): Shh...Shh..Shh it's Ryan Time

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fed time

federal jail time sentenced to people who comit federal felonies

"Vinny got busted with 2 loaded guns and 100 grams of coke"
"Wow seriously? That's alot of fed time right there"

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STFU time

Also known as the STFU game, this is a period of time declared by all present to just shut the fuck up. Everyone tells the first person to talk to STFU.

"Alright ladies, it's time to shut the fuck up. We're gonna get caught!"
"Well I guess it's STFU time then."
"Ay didn't I tell you to shut the FUCK up!"

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time to penis

The amount of time it will take for a user of a product or service to use it to make a penis joke

"TTP, or time to penis, is a mathematical constant, defined as Zero."

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muffin time

Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.

Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!

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Corona Time

The phrase you use when someone near you coughs, often as a joke saying they’re going to spread the coronavirus.

Also in reference to the popular Corona drink.

Ally: *coughs*
Jim: Yoooo it’s corona time!

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