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Boyfriend thing

The action of a male feigning interest in a story told or decision to be made by a female to whom he is romantically attached i.e. pretending to care or give advice when he isn't interested

Mona asked Aidan if he would do the boyfriend thing and humour her with something.

by taebz April 7, 2013


fidgety thing

Rubik's Cube

That Rubik's Cube is a great fidgety thing

by Xorthakh April 24, 2018


Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010


brown things

The round brown circular things in a pack of gradetos or chex

oh my gosh ethan, stop eating all the brown things

by SavageCabbageAF March 10, 2017


Thing number

A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.

When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)

A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number

by SpinyDan August 16, 2023


slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe January 20, 2014


Clippy thing

When you’re at loss of words for bind clips so you just say “clippy thing

Man: I need a… clippy thing
Woman: a binder clip?
Man: yes

by Horneykneecaps February 12, 2022