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Used by some to describe the regular consumption of alcohol to excess, rendering one incapable of motor control or muscular integrity. Despite the suggestion implicit in the phrase, there is in fact nothing amusing or comical about such a situation. It is in fact a dark and rather pathetic state of affairs.
Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)
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Favorite Sport which is enjoyed and performed by Americans. It is said by a report that fart jokes are reducing the IQs level of average American.
There is an ISO standard given by anonymous:
WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you're feeling frisky
17. While fighting fire in a burning building
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation
WHEN TO FART:
1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it's silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it's bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you've been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.
Example of Fart jokes:
Jason: Ooh, is someone cooking? That smells bomb!
Melisa: You're right, but it's a stink bomb!
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When a person takes a joke to far.
One who beats a joke to death.
Kyle you killed the joke, your such a joke assassin
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The act of telling a joke in which you only laugh. The joke is usually stupid and is usually told by the guy with the smallest dick in the room. He probobly went to fieldston high school or colgate for college. He can also be a jonny joker, jonny jokster, jonny mcjoker, toker the joker, super soaker jonny joker.
Wow that shit was not funny at all, what a jonny joke.
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Jokes that are only funny when dads say them. A dad joke is a one of a kind type of joke.
"Dad, I'm hungry!"
"Hi Hungry I'm Dad. Dad jokes"
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A cheesy and bad joke that dad's say to try and impress people.
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey! What a dad joke.
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Jokes that are so cringe that you laugh-
Dad Jokes:
Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...
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