I thought you had a plan

A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.

Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan

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you thought i was feeling you

People say this phrase referring to the song called “munch” by Ice Spice on TikTok.

“You thought I was feeling you?
That nigga a munch
Nigga a eater he ate it for lunch
Bitch I'm a baddie I get what I want like”

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I thought we were friends

The best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. If someone were to be told: "I thought we were friends", they would be forced to do whatever their "friend" wants them to do.

Tyrone: Yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?

Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.

Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.

Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.

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I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

The legendary line in the Globglogabgalab song, where he speaks in the most autistic tone ever while his belly flops.

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

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I thought you were gay

Something your crush says after you say that you like her

Me:I like u
Her:I thought you were gay
Me:(Intense Suicideal Purpouse) Goodbye for ever

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your thoughts dwell on your mother

a line from star wars, said by Ki-Adi Mundi, should be edited so it becomes an actual funny meme

Mundi: "your thoughts dwell on your mother"

Anakin: "My thoughts dwell on your mother"

Yoda and Windu: "oooooh"

My thoughts will have blood on them

It means that you'll be able to do more then what you're doing right now. That you'll fight back amd not stand in fear. You'll have people behind you and not be scared of the “ifs” or the “whats”.

The blood is of the person you're talking about. Their blood on your thoughts.

The thoughts part is like when you have this gruesome thought of a gruesome idea, or not even gruesome just payback, or maybe just a meeting. The point is it's a thought that will satisfy you and allow you to move on. It'll be something you forget about but remember and still wanna do.

And im the one who made this phrase so- I hope its worth it-

“Youre a fucking retard you deserve everything bad! Go die!”

“My thoughts will have blood on them someday!”

“Oh shii im sorry!” or “Like fucking hell”