A grammatically incorrect spelling of ambulance.
Well, there's the amber lamps.
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When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.
Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.
An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.
Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.
Son: My pit lamps red raw!
Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!
How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)
When someone tries to hit up your line on the gram; the abstract version of “u up”
Elsa liked Scott’s genie lamp. She was liking a genie lamp on Scott’s instagram.
A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess
Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
just another type of fleshlight
Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back
Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!