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A clock made out of beans, what did you expect?
"Yo, I just got a bean clock today!"
"Dude what the fuck"
Usually results in a Billy with loads of egg on his face
"Utd have signed Ronaldo...tick tock goes the Moyseh clock"
6 months later Ronaldo is on his worse run of scoring for 13 years and Utd are 23 pts off the top of the league.
When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.
"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"
"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"
"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"
When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers 😂
Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!
Countdown until you will have sex with your significant other. Primarily used by long distance couples.
My bang clock is still at 54 days. I might have to book at earlier flight.
Used by Guyanese people to refer to a place in Stabroek Market : where there is a great Market Clock..where Ilegal Trading and the selling of stolen goods are conducted.
" Your phone was stolen?..you should check Under The Clock and see if someone has it there...get the Police involved and repossess it".
A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."
"You're not a clockmaker"
"Neither is simon"