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Where u fuck someone so hard your dick gets smaller
Jake:suck my skinny dick
Hoe:uh too hard
Jake:oh no my dick got smaller
Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.
I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.
A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:
-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."
"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"
"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."
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sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.
step son;hey mommy
mom; wanna suck my dick
step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick
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when a man of authority denies a man under said authority of something he wants, similar to the cock block. also known as "d-ing my c" . a hand gesture is often made.
"man i wanted to take the car yesterday, but my dad totally dicked my cock..."
An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
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