white owl time

The moment when extreme frustration with authority calls for an appropriate, albeit potentially job terminating response.

Bill: Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00 AM that would be great.
Peter: You know Bill normally I would, but it's White Owl Time.
Bill: What's a White Owl?
Peter: My dink and your mouth!

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Owl Citizen

Someone who listens to terrible music, specifically electronic music with pre-pubescent voices.

Person 1: Ooh, turn this song up, it's Owl City.

Person 2: Fuck off Owl Citizen.

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night owl guilt

The feeling you get when you stay up until all hours of the night, whether for work or play, then other people rub it in your face that they got up earlier than you.

"Yeah, I slept until 2pm, I was so tired from being up so late."
"I got up at 5am to go for a run before work"
"Shut up, you're giving me night owl guilt."

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Boiled Like An Owl

Means to get drunk.

Man, 'Im so stoked for Thirsty Thursday. I'm gunna get boiled like an owl.

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Holy Roman barn owl

And exclamation somewhat similar to “oh my god” and “by Jove”

Holy Roman Barn Owl is used exclusively as an exclamation of shock, outrage, horror or surprise such as in the following example:

Nick: Boris has withheld food from millions of the countries poorest children!
Jon: Holy Roman barn own!! What a total shit show!

Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.

"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"

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Have a pull on the White Owl

Suck my dick. In referance to cheap White Owl cigars

Why dont you have a pull on the White Owl