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A smurf attack is when you are having sex and are choking your partner. Just when she starts to turn blue you release your grip on her throat and while she is gasping for air you cum in her mouth causing her to breath it in.
Dude I just smurf attacked that chick!
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A smurf (usually masters+ and usually in the game League of Legends) that follows the tenets of being a Jedi-Smurf, and that makes a effort to tilt their team in pre-game lobby (ban a team mates champ, say they're a "Jedi-Smurf", take a team mates position) to test their team's mental fortitude and their strength in the Force ultimately empowering them towards a rewarding victory or a lesson-worthy defeat.
It is said that the only way to defeat a Jedi-Smurf is to not succumb to the Dark Side. A Jedi-Smurf is the opposite of a Sith-Smurf.
Once again, Johnny, Jedi-Smurfs are badass as heck, and follow strong tenets like "always try-hard in game and don't flame your team" as well as "enjoy the journey, believe in your team, and be un-tiltable" and "tilt equals lose" -- it's the trolls that int your games that you should be reporting instead!!
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Men that prefer petite women for relationship and general company.
Damn Ryan sure likes his little women. Guy is such a smurf herder
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crafty little african hobbit that moonwalks in the shadows of the night. moonwalking in the daytime would ruin the jerri-curl.
i almost broke my leg when i tripped over those damn night smurfs. ( commonly used noun to describe africans )
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The ghetto smurf, is an ideal. It shows that men and smurfs can live together, co-exhisting together in the palace they call the ghetto. Together with their technologies they create a better world for the rest of their smurfy kind.
This idealogical haven does have some drawbacks. A massive amount of funds is spent aquiring paint oils in which the slather themselves before a ritual. These rituals praise their demigod mush-mush. Their rituals consist of smurf-tackular womanizing among the human population. When a subject is scored upon a great feast is held. This is obviosly a rare occasion.
The ghetto smurf high priest is normally defined by a birth mark in the shape of a green mushroom.
The ghetto smrufs are often hassled by the human population. Partly because they are blue, and act in frequent bursts of ganster lamarity. Many different tribes of smurf inhabit tea and cookie factories all over the world particularily in india.
Famous smurfs known among us are:
Snap Inlayo
Crackle Ich Us
Pop Spears
as well us Trugfor Buk-Buk the Tea Monster
We have discovered that the Boston Tea Party Act was, infact, a revolt against smurfkind. This insulted them, and drove them into underground mines and tea sweat shops
Check out that ghetto smurf!!!!!!!
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a really short person with reddish hair
"Samantha is the shortest person ever and should go back to living in that mushroom that she calls a home like the smurfs but she is not blue, she has red hair, damn ginger-smurfs.
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