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Doing a lot of work for a reward that isn't really there.
guy 1: Hey man, I've been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her.
guy 2: You're milking a turtle, bro, she isn't going to take you back.
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Boobs with nipples that cave in like pot holes.
"Dude. That girl has turtle titties!"
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An undersized vagina clit. Often hiding in its hood.
Those twins both shared identical tiny turtles.
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When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.
Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.
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A handjob received whilst on Adderall
Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies
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When you cum in a girl's mouth, the proceed to leave your erect penis in her mouth until it goes limp.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hook up with Sally last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Salty Turtle.
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Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.
He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.
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