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When a female is menstrauting and she sits on a mans penis and he rotates her on his penis in a spinning motion as a sexual act.
"Later tonight would you like to attempt the tomato tornado with me?"
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big, oversized, extremely red nipples that resemble tomato slices. Usually they are found on overweight white women with pasty skin, but if you are lucky, you will find a petite girl with a nice tan but also tomato slices. If you ever get laid by a good looking chick with tomato slices... you are a lucky man.. or woman. Make sure to lick and suck them for as long as possible, because tomato slices don't come around too often, except on fat bitches.
She's kinda fat but I wouldn't mind sucking her domes because she has some pretty tomato slices.
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What's old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . Mister Tomato Head.
or (for those across the pond)
'Tis old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . Mister Tomatoe Head.
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To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.
Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!
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when your friend shoots a rattlesnake, and you chop up an insane amount of tomatoes to eat with it. like the people in stop loss with the bad texan accents do.
person a: "why is that lady chopping up so many tomatoes?"
person b: "duh, she's making tomato snake."
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1. A little furry friendly killer tomato from the "Killer Tomaotes" series of films
2. A red headed person with messy or curly hair
1. Where can I get my Fuzzy Tomato doll.
2. Jill is a Fuzzy Tomato because of her red afro.
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Code word to have anal sex with a girl resulting in tomato paste on ones junk (see duck butter).
Who do you know you still don't like tomato's?
Dude! Did you get tomato's last night?
Dude! Who gives up the tomato's on the first date?!? And sober?
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