two assloads
Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night
A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.
"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"
A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.
I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.
A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.
A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.
The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.
2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.
n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds
I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.