too damn bad

what you tell someone when they're being whiny and annoying.

"can i have some ice cream?"
"no."
"pleeeeeasssseeeeee???"
"no."
"but i really want some ice cream!!!"
"that's just too damn bad."

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Gas is too high

A statement that, while containing some truth, can be used as an excuse for virtually anything.

Person 1: You just cut that guy off and ran a red light!

Person 2: Gas is too high.

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Wife: You were supposed to take me out to dinner today, but instead you're sitting there watching TV! Did you forget it was our anniversary?

Husband: Oh, erm... Gas is too high.

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Guy 1: Dude, why did you drop out?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

Guy 1: Instead of sitting there and playing RPGs all day, why don't you go out and meet a member of the opposite sex so you don't end up a virgin for life?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

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Too School for Cool

Anyone who doesn't fit in the definition of "cool" because they'd prefer education over what's popular. Made popular by P!nk's song "Raise Your Glass."

-Why didn't ya'll come to Kyle's party last night?

-We were studying. We'll have a party on the weekend. Yea, we're too school for cool.

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All Too Well

Taylor Swift's masterpiece of a song. Well known for its 10 minute duration. Since Americans will measure with anything but the metric system, All Too Well is now a unit of measurement that means 10 minutes.

Her: "My parents aren't home today ;)"
Me: "I'll be there in 6 All Too Well's"

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Too much sauce

The act of being too fly.

She's slaying all the girls at the club. She's got too much sauce.

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Too Hypothetical

A phrase used to describe a situation in which a hypothetical question is excessively wrong or inappropriate given the circumstances.

John: "Hey sis, if I weren't your brother, would you have sex with me?"
Jamie: "I can't answer that, John, because it's too hypothetical."

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Too Far Gone

When a single individual is beyond the point of sobriety that he/she is no longer on this planet

“Jimmy can’t have another drink, he is just too far gone”

“I tried to smoke another bowl, but I was too far gone”