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February 29th is known as National Toe Pic Trading Day. On this day, it is customary to send quality pictures of your toes to your friends. Make sure to moisturize your toes and clip your nails. Many participants decide to hire a professional Toe Photographer. Toe Photography is now a growing industry, thanks to this national holiday. This holiday was established by our founding fathers upon discovering their love for toes and the freedom that our foot-fingers symbolize.
—“Bro, make sure to moisturize you toes on National Toe Pic Trading Day.”
—“Of course bro, can’t wait.”
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Usually when a star athlete is benched for a period, they come out to the media and ask the Coach to play me or trade me, meaning get me on the field or let me go somewhere else and play. When you have been dating a woman for about six months, (or six weeks, in some cases), she may ask you where this relationship is going, ie either play me (marry me) or let me find someone else that will (trade me)
"How are things going with Sue??" "well, she gave me the "Play me or Trade me" speech last night, because we have been dating for a year and haven't mentioned getting married"
"Bummer, I feel for you..."
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A phrase used to let others know they've traded sides, i.e. committed treason. This word developed from the blockbuster motion picture 300.
The acts of treason committed by the hunchback traitor Ephialtes stem from his rejection to join the Spartan Military. His morbid anger leads him to join sides with the Persians, thus trading sides in 300.
This phrase is highly adaptable in modern day sense. Whenever someone you see commits an act of treason, betrayal, or pure stupidity, respond hastily with "I knew you'd trade in 300."
Let's say you call Shotgun and Pit steals it from you anyway. You're too borderline blackout drunk to even want to argue with Pit. So, instead of arguing with him, you simply say..."I knew you'd trade in 300."
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On October 7th, you must grab a paper clip and start trading. Whoever in your school gets the best items at the end of the day wins $20.
Are you ready for National Paper Clip Trading Day?
What the third of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World should have been, but no!
Instead, the Empire State Building won that honor!
May all the innocent people who died as a result of the September 11, 2001 attacks (which destroyed the World Trade Center Twin Towers) rest in peace...
A school with the most unnecessary long name. Ran by a 6' 6" 300 pound ego maniac who makes students wear uniforms but yet promotes creativity. Said to be a noteworthy school for its construction trades and engineering courses, but it is in fact only a small part of the curriculum. Just a very fake school in general, bound to be housing some of NYC's most dangerous kids by 2020.
Random Nigga: What school you go to? Me: High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture.Random Nigga: What the hell is that?
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There are two elements which comprise the "Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule"
When we look at a trade, we should (1) assess whether both teams benefit from the trade and we should (2) assess whether the trade is so unfair that it unfairly compromises the integrity of the league.
We need not look to element #2 if the trade does not satisfy element #1.
Explanation of Element #1.
Simply consider, do both teams benefit from the trade. Note: Element #1 does not contemplate whether one team has benefited more than another.
In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade (perks of being commissioner).
We need not look to Element #2 if the trade terms do not satisfy Element #1. If Element #1 is not satisfied, the trade is vetoed.
Explanation of Element #2:
A trade may unequally favor one trading party over the other (often this is the case), however, a trade MAY NOT unfairly prejudice the integrity of the league.
We look at whether the trade would - if executed - cause an unfair advantage to either of the parties involved in the trade.
In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade.
If Element #2 is not met, the trade is vetoed.
If Element #2 is met, and all parties have voted, then the trade is processed.
FANTASY FOOTBALL FAIR TRADE RULE ELEMENTS:
To Satisfy Element #1.
HYPOS:
1. Team X & Team Z trade. Both teams are made better. Element #1 is satisfied.
2. Team X & Team Z trade. X is made better but Z remains the same. Element#1 is not satisfied.
3. Team X & Team Z trade. Both are made worse. Element #1 is not satisfied.
To Satisfy Element #2:
HYPOS:
1. Team X & Team Z both improve their teams via trade. Team X receives slightly better value than Z. Element #2 is likely satisfied (subject to vote).
2. Same facts, but Team X receives much better value than Z. Element #2 is likely not met (subject to vote).
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