This is the name of god. Evan James Tuckers are probobly the most saught after men on earth. They have milfs for mothers, and NICE BUTTS. Pinch em, they won't mind;) They're normally very musically talented and definately the best friends you can ever make! They'll wear chick bracelets for their best friend. No lie. Hazaah for Evans!(:
Chick: I'm praying.
Dude: To God?
Chick: No way! To Evan James Tucker.
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this occurs when one gets blacked out drunk, then wakes up in some completely unknown place. they have done some unforgivable things, but will never remember it, so who cares
all minorities, fat chicks, and posers beware....a person who is tucker max drunk will unmercifully scold you until you feel as your life is meaningless
common side effects: vomiting, diarrhea, and time travel
Brandon got Tucker Max Drunk and projectile vomited through a drive through window and then ran his car into a pole. Then he magically time traveled to the police station.
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An individual who has been accused of masterbating while sitting on the toilet...as well as tucking his penis while looking in the mirror, just to see if he could.
You perverted bastard! You really are a Tee-Pee Tucker!!
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Over testosterone infused alpha male who believes that one can eat anything that is made of DNA.See (Gimblett)
He'd eat weasel shit,he's such a bush tucker man
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tomato sauce, the sauce that seems to go on anything and just fucks it up.
mike: bro, pass the tucker fucker upper, these chips are too good.
john: this is a good pie, gimmie some of that tucker fucker upper
Geoff: man i just love christmas dinner, pass the tucker fucker upper would ya
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When an out of shape individual competes against someone who is in much better shape than them in a professional wrestling match and stiffs them very hard in the face.
That fat girl did a marina tucker kick to that really hot girl during their match.
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Boy 1:Itβs Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.